Again with the SHM?

The SHM showed up again.  He seems to be visiting my home much to frequently. I wondered if my hooman knows of his intrusions.  At least he was fast and cleaned my bathroom.  Perhaps my hooman has hired him to clean.

It has been almost a week without my hooman.  My fur is shedding everywhere.  I need to be brushed and yet she does not answer my calls.  I have her trained so well now to answer when I call her.  It took a long time, but now she knows when I want to play, when my food needs to be refilled and when I want my fur brushed.  I am so sad.  I need her touch.  At least her bed still smells like her.  I lay there daily in hopes she will return soon.

Strange Hooman male arrived again

The beeping from the past few days has been driving me crazy.  It is high on the ceiling coming from the white object.  There was something wrong with the power too.  My water usually trickles down enticingly in my fountain bowl.  Tonight, for a while, everything went silent.  Even the high pitch whine of my hooman's toys went silent.  All lights went out.

When all my hooman's toys came back to life and my water fountain worked again, the SHM showed up.  Since he usually comes during daylight, this surprised me.  I followed our safety protocol and ran.  He grunted a lot and moved things around.  When he was done, that noisy chirping was gone.  At least he is good for something!

Time for my nightly pounce and wrestle with mother.

Day four of missing hooman

My hooman is still missing.  She has been gone before this long so I'm not worried yet.  The strange hooman male (SHM) showed up again.  He cleaned my bathroom again as well as messed with water and food.  Mother watched the hooman exclaimed excitedly outside our window. 

After SHM left, we both crept to the big window and looked down.  How odd.  There is a large brown creature with a yellow protruding mouth and no fur.  It has no legs or paws that I can see.  It is covered in the material I love to chase on my stick.  My hooman calls it feathers.  This creature has many.  I wondered what it would do if I pounced on it.  It moved when Mother tried to get out again.  She smacked against the window and the creature extended something odd from it's body and two little yellow/orange stick like legs moved it away from white oval objects.  I saw seven of those oval objects.  I wonder if they would have been good to bat around like my little ball. 

I hope my hooman comes home soon.  I need to my fur brushed.

It's the strange hooman again

My hooman is missing.  Have you seen her?  Today, the strange male hooman who comes over randomly finally cleaned my bathroom.  I ran when I smelled him.  I found the perfect hiding place.  I heard him mess with both my food and water.  Will investigate once he leaves.  Heard a beep and will seek it out later.

Strange male hooman is gone.  Food and water still looks okay.  I smell no poison.  My mother confirmed.  Day two of missing hoomans.  Hope they return soon.